The Ramblings of a Fool

Enjoy the poll. Arguments for each side are presented below… in haiku as always.

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“Lame 70s Crap” argument haiku:
I have seen this film.
A silly girl with fake puke.
A comedy, no?

“Scariest Shit Ever” argument haiku:
A nice slow buildup.
The split-second Pazuzu..
A night-light? Yes please.

Enjoy the poll. Arguments for each side are presented below… in haiku as always.

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“Great ads” argument haiku:
A British Gecko.
Some has-been celebrities.
And CAVEMEN! Funny.

“Lame ads” argument haiku:
Much variety.
Plus a few chuckles, equals…
A diluted brand.

Enjoy the poll. Arguments for each side are presented below… in haiku as always.

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“Again and again” argument haiku:
This movie, so great.
Subtle details, much nuance,
Repeat viewings? Yes.

“One and done” argument haiku:
Film, I did enjoy.
New pictures now can be viewed.
Why waste time with same.

Arguments for each side are presented below… for no particular reason, in haiku.

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“Over the top” argument haiku:
Quicker pull option.
Why reach under for paper,
then “under” again?

“Underneath” argument haiku:
Less ugly dangle.
Flap stays neat against the wall.
More feng shui rest room.