—TF

UPDATE — Updated my theme and Polls now work again… but my edits to the theme are gone… need to merge my old look with this updated theme. Fun (have a backup, of course)

UPDATE 2–All polls now have Michael Jackson songs in them. Great.

UPDATE 3–Polls are now back to having the proper content, but are non-functional again.

UPDATE 4–As far as I can tell, I’ve found the right bits in the .phps files in the themes folder to make it all work again… for now.

I’ve noticed some polls lately showing that I’m not doing so hot. So I’m going to try to distract from all that by pretending to be really into something I know nothing about and claim that my presence in the debate on that subject will help further it along. I also want to delay or suspend the debate I’m not ready for, as well as that of my even less prepared running mate so that we can concentrate on the problem at hand (all the while claiming this is not about politics, but about putting America first). 

(in)Sincerely,

John

As some of you may know I’ve been riding the bus into work most days. Today there was a new twist added to my bussin’ experience.

So I needed to get to work earlier today (cuz of some extra webpages that need some o’ dat sweeeet designin’) and I caught an earlier bus. Thing is, this bus is fancy and has Wi-Fi onboard, letting me get online whilst other losers are stuck driving in traffic. In the spirit of the “Nerd Bird” (the frequent Austin to San Jose plane carrying tech nerds back and forth between Silicon Hills and Silicon Valley in the late 90s), I think this mode of transportation needs a catchy, rhymey name too.

However, I’m drawing a blank, so help me out by coming up with some suggestions. Some starter words for ya:
Wagon, Ride, Wheels, Transport, Download, Dork, Tech, Laptop

Hook me up, smarties!

— TF

Congrats to the most recent winners… JohnnyMac, Juan Puto and BudCrud. The trophy case now reflects the the up-to-the-second standings (and has been pared down to show the top ten smartasse now). Check it out.

—TF

Let the arguing begin anew… as far as these ten fifteen Sugary Kids Breakfast Cereals go… which is your favorite?Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll.

Make sure to vote on all the polls.

As always, there will be pissed off people wanting to know why other cereal weren’t included. There are countless obscure and not-so-obscure cereals out there. These are some of my favorites… classic enough to be known by many… If I missed a newer version of some of these cereals, consider it a part of the family an choose the original.

—TF