2012/02/07 4 Comments
West, west, west, west, east
This week we’re adding four new teams to the map west of the Gretzky-Orr line (two via expansion and two via relocation). Just to make sure the eastern side of the map doesn’t feel completely neglected we’ve allowed another relocation to stay within the Orr Conference. The Pacific Northwest has a love of hockey that is untapped and the MLS is showing us that the Vancouver/Seattle/Portland corridor has great fans that love great rivalries with their “neighbors”. Houston and KC round out the central part of our map and Quebec gets the team they deserve. I also threw Columbus a bone, and let them keep their team this week. Let’s check it out.
We’re going with a 2 conferences of 2 divisions each format. Again, we’ve named the conferences are for Gretzky and Orr while the division names are our old favorites—Patrick, Adams, Norris, and Smythe. Eight teams in each division giving us a total of 32 teams.
|The Wayne Douglas Gretzky Conference|
|Smythe Division||Norris Division|
|Anaheim Ducks||Chicago Blackhawks|
|Calgary Flames||Colorado Avalanche|
|Edmonton Oilers||Dallas Stars|
|Los Angeles Kings||Houston Aeros|
|Portland Eagles||Kansas City Scouts|
|San Jose Sharks||Minnesota Wild|
|Seattle Totems||St. Louis Blues|
|Vancouver Canucks||Winnipeg Jets|
|The Robert Gordon Orr Conference|
|Patrick Division||Adams Division|
|Buffalo Sabres||Boston Bruins|
|Columbus Blue Jackets||Carolina Hurricanes|
|Detroit Red Wings||Montreal Canadiens|
|Nashville Predators||New Jersey Devils|
|Philadelphia Flyers||New York Rangers|
|Pittsburgh Penguins||Ottawa Senators|
|Tampa Bay Lightning||Quebec Nordiques|
|Toronto Maple Leafs||Washington Capitals|
Seattle, Portland, Kansas City, Houston, Quebec City
Miami, Long Island, Phoenix
• Geography — Like last week, every team has to travel to Canada for divisional games. Every division is stretched vertically (the two easternmost a little less, but still very stretchy), so that is reasonably equal as well. All this means that nobody can whine about “Our travel leaves us at a massive disadvantage”.
• Travel — Once again, North-South is the way. Divisional games may necessitate long trips, but again, staying within your time zone or only having to travel one over makes all the difference for player fatigue and for TV ratings.
• Rivalries — Though we lose CHI/DET, we do get TOR/DET… not bad. The NYR/NJD, the Alberta teams, Pennsylvania teams, and BOS/MTL all stay together too, so check that off your list. New teams give us great rivalries too, SEA/POR/VAN, DAL/HOU, KC/STL
• Heritage — C’mon! The division names are awesome. Hockey is special, now the conference and division names reflect that.
Divisional Games: 3 home & 3 away vs. 7 teams = 42 games
Non-Divisional Games: 1 home & 1 away vs. 24 teams = 48 games
TOTAL = 90 games—yay, more hockey.
Top three from each division qualify, plus next two best records from the conference (as wildcards).
Division Champs seeded 1 & 2, based on record. All other qualifiers seeded 3-8, based on record (so yes, a wildcard can have a higher seed than a top-three qualifier. This keeps the regular season more interesting and division-focused, as finishing top-three is the first ticket into the playoffs. Wildcard is just a backdoor option to keep things a little fair for 4th and 5th placed teams in a division who is having “a super-stacked-with-awesomeness year”.
Once qualification happens (division-centric), other than division champions getting 1 & 2, it’s all about your record for seeding (conference-centric). This way we are more likely to avoid a “two-best-teams-meeting-too-early-in-the-playoffs scenario”.
(H/T to oilersnation.com for the original map)
Don’t forget to share our lil’ project with your hockey fan friends. And, as always, thanks for reading. Until next Sunday!